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The Golden Girls Thread; Great one liners/ favorite eppy discuss
Topic Started: Sep 16 2007, 03:37 PM (1,323 Views)
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Sophia: Interesting!
Sophia: How many fingers am I holding up?
Clayton: 2
Sophia: You can go now.
Sophia: The man is as gay as a picnic basket! :lol:
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Rose : Tell me,Is it possible to love two men at the same time?

Blanche : Set the scene. Have we been drinling?
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Where's Kenny??!!!!!
A thread for me and him LOL!!!!

Dorothy: I...*I* am a tramp?? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux. Join the army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux. The marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT slept with Blanche Devereaux!
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NavJLee8785
Sep 16 2007, 09:56 PM
Where's Kenny??!!!!!
A thread for me and him LOL!!!!

Dorothy: I...*I* am a tramp?? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux. Join the army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux. The marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT slept with Blanche Devereaux!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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oakdalelover
Sep 16 2007, 09:53 PM
Rose : Tell me,Is it possible to love two men at the same time?

Blanche : Set the scene. Have we been drinling?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dorothy: Your initials spell BED?!
Blanche: Yes, Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Blanche: I'll prove to you I didnt sleep with Charlie.
Dorothy: Or her name isnt BED.
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Blanche: I'm abhorred!!!!

Sophia: We all know what you are ,Blanche .I'm just glad to hear you admit it.

Blanche: Sophia! I said abhorred.

Sophia: Abhorred, a slut, a tramp. It's all the same!
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Oh I love Golden Girls so much. They have some of the best one liners of all the shows.

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Rose: Blanche, what was the best sex you ever had?

Dorothy: Oh, way to go, Rose. Look, Blanche, it's late, there's only one cheesecake left, so let's make menopause the cutoff point.

Blanche: Best sex. Oh, it's just so hard to rate these things. There is degree of difficulty, style points, choice of music. Did they land on their feet during the dismount. Different people have different strengths. It's hard to tell pinpoint, but anything over a 9 is excellent.

Rose: Over a NINE??

Blanche: Points, Rose. Points.
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Rose: My cousin Ingmar was different. He used to do bird imitations.

Blanche: What's wrong with that?

Rose: Well,let's just say you didn't want to park your car under their oak tree!
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One of my favorite episodes!

"Three On A Couch" - Part 1

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"My name is Blanche Deveraux, and I know it's not pertinent at the moment, but... I'm double jointed."

"Three On A Couch" - Part 2

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"I'm Toto. You're Dorothy, and I'm Toto. At least for the next eight dollars."

"ROSE! You put an ad in the paper that says I will do anything for eight dollars an hour?!"


"Three On A Couch" - Final Part

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"I thought you were trying to tell me to dump my cheating boyfriend because there's lots of pepperoni in the sea."

"That's exactly what I was trying to tell you. How about you, Dorothy? Did my story help you?"

"Sure did, Ma. I didn't know what to have for dinner. How 'bout splitting a pepperoni pizza?"


And I LOVE this clip! Blanche is upset that Rose has out-slutted her!

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"The slut is dead. Long live THE slut!"

"I'M the biggest slut."


And the famous "Lesbians of Miami" talk show clip!

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"Blanche... a LESBIAN. Dorothy... another lesbian. Then we have Pat and Kathy... image consultants."

"Howcome THEY'RE not lesbians?!"


Blanche CANNOT SLEEP!

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"I am too tired to sleep. I may never sleep again. I may die from this! What am I gonna DO... my God, I'm hallucinatin'! I see little balls of sunshine in a bag! Does this mean something? My brain's gone! My body is limp with exhaustion!"
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