The Golden Girls Thread

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The Golden Girls Thread; Great one liners/ favorite eppy discuss
Topic Started: Sep 16 2007, 03:37 PM (1,092 Views)
Soapsuds	Sep 16 2007, 03:37 PM Post #1
Unregistered	Sophia: Interesting! Sophia: How many fingers am I holding up? Clayton: 2 Sophia: You can go now. Sophia: The man is as gay as a picnic basket! :lol:
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oakdalelover	Sep 16 2007, 09:53 PM Post #2
Posts: 1,134 Group: Elite Member Member #53 Joined: June 14, 2007	Rose : Tell me,Is it possible to love two men at the same time? Blanche : Set the scene. Have we been drinling?



NavJLee8785	Sep 16 2007, 09:56 PM Post #3
Always the Panic Spreader Posts: 6,757 Group: Staff Member #5 Joined: June 11, 2007	Where's Kenny??!!!!! A thread for me and him LOL!!!! Dorothy: I...I am a tramp?? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux. Join the army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux. The marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT slept with Blanche Devereaux!



Soapsuds	Sep 16 2007, 10:02 PM Post #4
Unregistered	NavJLee8785 Sep 16 2007, 09:56 PM Where's Kenny??!!!!! A thread for me and him LOL!!!! Dorothy: I...I am a tramp?? Blanche, have you heard the latest ad campaigns? Join the navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux. Join the army, be all you can be, and sleep with Blanche Devereaux. The marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT slept with Blanche Devereaux! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Soapsuds	Sep 16 2007, 10:02 PM Post #5
Unregistered	oakdalelover Sep 16 2007, 09:53 PM Rose : Tell me,Is it possible to love two men at the same time? Blanche : Set the scene. Have we been drinling? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Soapsuds	Sep 16 2007, 10:08 PM Post #6
Unregistered	Dorothy: Your initials spell BED?! Blanche: Yes, Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux. Blanche: I'll prove to you I didnt sleep with Charlie. Dorothy: Or her name isnt BED.
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oakdalelover	Sep 16 2007, 10:13 PM Post #7
Posts: 1,134 Group: Elite Member Member #53 Joined: June 14, 2007	Blanche: I'm abhorred!!!! Sophia: We all know what you are ,Blanche .I'm just glad to hear you admit it. Blanche: Sophia! I said abhorred. Sophia: Abhorred, a slut, a tramp. It's all the same!



Steve Frame	Sep 16 2007, 10:46 PM Post #8
Posts: 107 Group: Elite Member Member #121 Joined: July 2, 2007 Favorite Current Daytime Soap Opera Law & Order (my favorite daytime show) Favorite Soap Opera of All Time Another World Favorite Current Primetime Soap Opera Nip/Tuck Favorite Primetime Soap Opera of All Time Peyton Place Current Soap Rankings GIVEN UP SOAPS - SO NONE	Oh I love Golden Girls so much. They have some of the best one liners of all the shows.



NavJLee8785	Sep 16 2007, 11:07 PM Post #9
Always the Panic Spreader Posts: 6,757 Group: Staff Member #5 Joined: June 11, 2007	Rose: Blanche, what was the best sex you ever had? Dorothy: Oh, way to go, Rose. Look, Blanche, it's late, there's only one cheesecake left, so let's make menopause the cutoff point. Blanche: Best sex. Oh, it's just so hard to rate these things. There is degree of difficulty, style points, choice of music. Did they land on their feet during the dismount. Different people have different strengths. It's hard to tell pinpoint, but anything over a 9 is excellent. Rose: Over a NINE?? Blanche: Points, Rose. Points.



oakdalelover	Sep 17 2007, 10:02 AM Post #10
Posts: 1,134 Group: Elite Member Member #53 Joined: June 14, 2007	Rose: My cousin Ingmar was different. He used to do bird imitations. Blanche: What's wrong with that? Rose: Well,let's just say you didn't want to park your car under their oak tree!



Kenny	Sep 19 2007, 10:52 PM Post #11
Posts: 49,423 Group: Admin Member #2 Joined: June 6, 2007	One of my favorite episodes! "Three On A Couch" - Part 1 [dohtml]<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x5fi2_RSriU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x5fi2_RSriU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>[/dohtml] "My name is Blanche Deveraux, and I know it's not pertinent at the moment, but... I'm double jointed." "Three On A Couch" - Part 2 [dohtml]<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wQ2jXyKQt-4"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wQ2jXyKQt-4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>[/dohtml] "I'm Toto. You're Dorothy, and I'm Toto. At least for the next eight dollars." "ROSE! You put an ad in the paper that says I will do anything for eight dollars an hour?!" "Three On A Couch" - Final Part [dohtml]<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FlaWarwaeeI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FlaWarwaeeI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>[/dohtml] "I thought you were trying to tell me to dump my cheating boyfriend because there's lots of pepperoni in the sea." "That's exactly what I was trying to tell you. How about you, Dorothy? Did my story help you?" "Sure did, Ma. I didn't know what to have for dinner. How 'bout splitting a pepperoni pizza?" And I LOVE this clip! Blanche is upset that Rose has out-slutted her! [dohtml]<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OOhgEFXf0_c"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OOhgEFXf0_c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>[/dohtml] "The slut is dead. Long live THE slut!" "I'M the biggest slut." And the famous "Lesbians of Miami" talk show clip! [dohtml]<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nM_FbUUFQII"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nM_FbUUFQII" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>[/dohtml] "Blanche... a LESBIAN. Dorothy... another lesbian. Then we have Pat and Kathy... image consultants." "Howcome THEY'RE not lesbians?!" Blanche CANNOT SLEEP! [dohtml]<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/54y-Mjxz9vw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/54y-Mjxz9vw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>[/dohtml] "I am too tired to sleep. I may never sleep again. I may die from this! What am I gonna DO... my God, I'm hallucinatin'! I see little balls of sunshine in a bag! Does this mean something? My brain's gone! My body is limp with exhaustion!"



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