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Galen Gering New Years Tweets...WTF
Topic Started: Jan 5 2010, 12:39 AM (11,597 Views)
lysie


six
Jan 7 2010, 12:39 PM
ladyofthelake
Jan 7 2010, 12:33 PM
We just got this thread off-topic once again, didn't we?
I think we can all agree that this is more interesting than the original topic.
I'm actually not sure it's possible to get this thread off topic.
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ilovemydays


Matt
Jan 7 2010, 12:37 PM
All this talk of glittery, golden twats who like starfish make me picture a psychadelic Dr. Seuss book.

I do not like golden twats and fish.
I will not like them in a dish.
I do not like that golden twat today.
If you ask, I'll say "no way!"

:drunk:

Love it!

Here's one in the spirit of bad taste (the bad taste being Sami). This one is to "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"


Glitter, glitter golden twat
How I wonder what you've got.
Why would any starfish seek?
One whose "character" does reek?
Glitter, glitter golden twat
How I wonder what you've got.

Truly makes me wonder why
Your pedestal is so high
Wish that I could ask him what
He sees in your glitter twat.
Glitter, glitter golden twat
How I wonder what you've got.
Edited by ilovemydays, Jan 7 2010, 01:17 PM.
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ladyofthelake
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Matt
Jan 7 2010, 12:37 PM
All this talk of glittery, golden twats who like starfish make me picture a psychadelic Dr. Seuss book.

I do not like golden twats and fish.
I will not like them in a dish.
I do not like that golden twat today.
If you ask, I'll say "no way!"

:drunk:
Dr. Suess's evil twin, you are, you are.
Degrading comments made about the innocent fishstar.

(OK, Matt, you win!)
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six
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OMG, I just burst out laughing and had to pretend it was a cough. I've got to stay out of this thread.
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ladyofthelake
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Professor-in-training

Can someone draw a schematic of a starfish smoking a cigarette while under the covers with a copy of the Suma Kutra?
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ilovemydays
Jan 7 2010, 01:16 PM
Matt
Jan 7 2010, 12:37 PM
All this talk of glittery, golden twats who like starfish make me picture a psychadelic Dr. Seuss book.

I do not like golden twats and fish.
I will not like them in a dish.
I do not like that golden twat today.
If you ask, I'll say "no way!"

:drunk:

Love it!

Here's one in the spirit of bad taste (the bad taste being Sami). This one is to "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"


Glitter, glitter golden twat
How I wonder what you've got.
Why would any starfish seek?
One whose "character" does reek?
Glitter, glitter golden twat
How I wonder what you've got.

Truly makes me wonder why
Your pedestal is so high
Wish that I could ask him what
He sees in your glitter twat.
Glitter, glitter golden twat
How I wonder what you've got.
I'm with six, I got to stay out of this thread....I'm LOLing w\tears rolling down my face IN MY OFFICE no less. Now people really are going to think I'm crazy (without them even knowing I'm on a "soap board")

Thanks for the laugh........hope I survive it!! :embarrassed:
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mer4santo
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Posted Image
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ladyofthelake
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mer4santo
Jan 7 2010, 06:31 PM
THAT is a thing of beauty, and you spelled it correctly, unlike me, LOL
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Halloween Family
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LMAO!!!! Did you draw this?

So where did the Starfish name come from? Sponge bob?
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six
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Thank goodness for GG's twatting on New Years. This is the best thread ever.

ETA - starfish was one of the positions the twatter recommended, from the Kama Sutra.
Edited by six, Jan 7 2010, 06:39 PM.
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Halloween Family
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Yes, I guess it is. Maybe that's why they are making Ali's hair so yellow, to make her look more like Spongebob the character.
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SoapGal1
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mer4santo
Jan 7 2010, 06:31 PM
LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!!! :wub: :wub: :P
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Red Mist
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LMFAO! This thread cracked me up. The drawling is a work of art.
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ladyofthelake
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Matt
Jan 7 2010, 12:37 PM
All this talk of glittery, golden twats who like starfish make me picture a psychadelic Dr. Seuss book.

I do not like golden twats and fish.
I will not like them in a dish.
I do not like that golden twat today.
If you ask, I'll say "no way!"

:drunk:
:hail:
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SocRMum1
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Much prefers sweevil, snarky EJ over Father Figure Fucktard Eejiot.

six
Jan 7 2010, 12:39 PM
ladyofthelake
Jan 7 2010, 12:33 PM
We just got this thread off-topic once again, didn't we?
I think we can all agree that this is more interesting than the original topic.
The funniest part to me is that it seems there are a few people desperately trying to make it about GG again...that hasn't been the case for 90% of this thread. :lol:
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Q Steph
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Put your hands up for Obama

What an asshole!!!

It's true that Dick is not the man he used to be, physically at least, but I admire his spirit. Fuck off Luis.
Edited by Q Steph, Jan 7 2010, 09:01 PM.
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Drew
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Q Steph
Jan 7 2010, 09:00 PM
What an asshole!!!

It's true that Dick is not the man he used to be, physically at least, but I admire his spirit. Fuck off Luis.
Why you gotta go all off topic?
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Q Steph
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Put your hands up for Obama

Drew
Jan 7 2010, 10:18 PM
Q Steph
Jan 7 2010, 09:00 PM
What an asshole!!!

It's true that Dick is not the man he used to be, physically at least, but I admire his spirit. Fuck off Luis.
Why you gotta go all off topic?
The topic is GG throwing shade at Dick Clark. I responded in kind.
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Jan 7 2010, 06:37 PM
LMAO!!!! Did you draw this?

So where did the Starfish name come from? Sponge bob?
the whole "starfish" thing came from galen gering or however you spell his name was tweeting on his twitter, and he started talking about the kama sutra postion starfish and his whole escapade of talking shit about Dick Clark.

and that freaking drawing is FABULOUS!! i love it!
kudos to whoever drew it! :cheer: :applause:
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SocRMum1
Jan 7 2010, 08:56 PM
six
Jan 7 2010, 12:39 PM
ladyofthelake
Jan 7 2010, 12:33 PM
We just got this thread off-topic once again, didn't we?
I think we can all agree that this is more interesting than the original topic.
The funniest part to me is that it seems there are a few people desperately trying to make it about GG again...that hasn't been the case for 90% of this thread. :lol:
ITA, especially since most of the people bringing him up don't want him getting bashed.

Did the starfish pic get deleted?
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