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Soaps: Unusual Places to do 'The Deed'
Topic Started: Apr 23 2010, 09:42 AM (1,410 Views)
RutherfordBHayes


I am thinking of all the unusual places, the public places where soap characters have done the deed...
On Construction sites...
On TV show sets...
In elevators...
In airplanes..
In parks...
Dessert islands...
In a church...

I would love to read about other posters' memories of soap characters' unusual points-of-call where they, literally, let everything hang out, and then some.


Forgive me for acting like Calvin Coolidge, but once upon a time, soap characters did not try to rival porn stars in doing IT in such unconventional places. On a porn site, one can pick a category 'public places,' well, I don't need to do that, all I need to do is to watch a soap.
I swear that there is one couch on the show that I watch that has seen more action than the Waldorf Astoria hotel.
Sometimes I feel as if I need a blindfold and a aerosol can of Lysol to spray the affected areas.

Another thing I would like to ask about is 'grief sex.' This device has been so over-used, it's not funny. "I over-watered my plant, and it died. Boo-hoo, let's have sex."
I have had to deal with more grief than you can shake a stick at...
Losing four dear people while in college, including both my parents, my grandmother and the elderly woman I took care of AND her 21 room mid-Victorian house. How did I deal with it? Did I have sex with the college librarian, the dean, one of my professors? No...
Amazingly, I graduated Magna Cum Laude with over a 3.725 GPA.
I was not your typical college kid with a surfboard and a keg of beer.

I did meet my futue wife while I was in college...my reaction to her back then? Well, I was the college bookstore manager, and I was, initially afraid of her. When I would see her walking toward the bookstore, I'd put the 'Sorry, We're Closed' sign on the front door. Although, if I were a soap character, a closed college bookstore would probably be an ideal plae to bone up on your biology exam. LOL
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Jarlena4Eva
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A conference room table...
A piano...
A deserted island after a plane crash...
In a tent after a plane crash...
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JDB


Babe from AMC went from having sex on the floor of the fusion office (not that surprising) to screwing on the Fusion roof (which was a popular spot for various characters to hook up) what made her stand out was doing it on the roof in a kiddie pool filled with water.
She was cheating on her then husband JR, with Erica's un-abortion son Josh at the time.
Kiddie pool jokes (among viewers) haven't stopped since even after the character was recast and later killed off.
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cassie1013


Bo and Hope had sex on a beach, and in someone else's boat lol.

Lots of office sex on DAYS and Y&R.
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RutherfordBHayes


Office sex...I would imagine that things like paper shredders, paper cutters, staplers, and pen sharpeners would be a little dangerous to have nearby. Ouch! Let's not forget thumb tacks!
Of course, if you want to capture the moment for posterity, the two of you can hop on top of the photo copier.
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Jarlena4Eva
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John and Marlena did it in her office, but it was on the couch. ;)
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lysie


RutherfordBHayes
Apr 23 2010, 02:50 PM
Office sex...I would imagine that things like paper shredders, paper cutters, staplers, and pen sharpeners would be a little dangerous to have nearby. Ouch! Let's not forget thumb tacks!
Of course, if you want to capture the moment for posterity, the two of you can hop on top of the photo copier.
I don't think either party was injured but a computer met it's untimely demise when EJ and Kate had sex in her office, lol.
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six
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Robin and Patrick on GH have slipped off to a hospital supply closet at times.
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RutherfordBHayes


Hey, Six, that's how my 2nd cousin got pregnant with her (out of wedlock) child. She was a nurse's aide/candy striper for a nursing home and she got 'friendly' with a custodian in the closet. Her grandmother (my aunt) did not tell me new of the blessed event until two or three days before she was born.
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Leia
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Brooke and Nick had sex on the floor of the foundary
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Eric83
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"Relax nobody's having sex.... at least not yet"

Leia
Apr 23 2010, 06:24 PM
Brooke and Nick had sex on the floor of the foundary
Brooke/Nick= :x
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RutherfordBHayes


I guess I am waiting for the day that Erica Kane does it in space with an astronaut. If anyone could do it, she would.
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What year is this?

on a submarine...with both John AND Stefano
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AmyJo


On ALL MY CHILDREN, Leo & Greenlee did "the nasty" in the private dressing room of Erica Kane's business office. They tried to do it a second time right on the sofa of her office, but Erica nearly caught them "in action" and she was none too happy about it! LOL!
Edited by AmyJo, Apr 23 2010, 09:22 PM.
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soccerandtvgirl


Let's see.

In a burning barn. (belle and shawn) and I think they were sleeping at the time as well...

Mime sex (while Bo was brainwashed into being a mime and Hope was brainwashed into Gina). I know that wasn't an unusually place, but VERY unusually situation and deserves a mention.

A bottom of a pit (Bo and Bille, when Billie raped Bo, I think).

More will come to me later.

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Sindacco
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Lexie and Tek had sex
- In an alley behind a club.
- In Tek's car.
- In Lexie's office.
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Sindacco
Apr 25 2010, 11:00 AM
Lexie and Tek had sex
- In an alley behind a club.
- In Tek's car.
- In Lexie's office.
Didn't they fuck in a bush at the park too? Then, Sami caught them?
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I think they only kissed that time.
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JDB
Apr 23 2010, 10:55 AM
Babe from AMC went from having sex on the floor of the fusion office (not that surprising) to screwing on the Fusion roof (which was a popular spot for various characters to hook up) what made her stand out was doing it on the roof in a kiddie pool filled with water.
She was cheating on her then husband JR, with Erica's un-abortion son Josh at the time.
Kiddie pool jokes (among viewers) haven't stopped since even after the character was recast and later killed off.
Babe was such a classy character.LOL

As much as I love them, GL having Bill and Lizzie screw in the middle of Universal Studios in a park was maybe a bit much. It was very romantic (as romantic as it could be with Wheeler's production model) but it did make me laugh after they had done the deed, Lizzie was embarrased because Bill got down on one knee to propose to her "where people could see" Uhm, you just had sex in the same spot. :lol:

I blame Ellen Wheeler.
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Now don't come whoopin' my ass at the grocery store cause I picked on your fav on here!

Amello
Apr 25 2010, 11:26 AM
Sindacco
Apr 25 2010, 11:00 AM
Lexie and Tek had sex
- In an alley behind a club.
- In Tek's car.
- In Lexie's office.
Didn't they fuck in a bush at the park too? Then, Sami caught them?
I'm just not sure why, but this post CRACKS ME UP!

Thank you! I needed it!
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